After yet another week of no weight loss (in fact, I gained half a pound--grrrrrr!), I decided I needed to take drastic action.
So today, I signed up for the Rock n Roll Half Marathon.
Which, of course, meant
I had to start running again TODAY.
No shopping for cute hide-the-bulging-belly-fat running
outfits as an excuse to procrastinate.
Which, of course, meant that I had to squeeze into my one of my old
running outfits. It was tight, but I
figured "Oh, what the heck! Maybe it'll provide me with motivation to lose
the weight!"
Uh. Yeah.......
Hopes and
aspirations... meet... physics of fat physiology.
As I'm running, the T-shirt won't stay down over the belly
bulge. The pants won't stay up over the
belly bulge. So, I keep pushing one up
and the other down, trying to figure out what position works best for maximum
clothing coverage while running. I
figure out that it's holding my shirt down in front of me against my lower
stomach so that the pressure from my hands also presses against my pants to hold them up. Except now I look like I'm running.....to
the bathroom :$
On the plus side...... I ran 2 miles!!!
